One of the Top Matt Moments was the time my dad was talking to me about Ozzie Osbourne and was like “What was Mr. Crowley even about?” and I had just spent all work listening to the LPOTL episodes on Crowley and I was just like “we may need a drink if you REALLY wanna know”

Been a fan of TØP since 2015 and I still have to say the funniest thing they ever did was almost a decade later when they dropped a song with the lyrics “HEY KID GET OUT OF THE ROAD” not even A FULL MONTH after I got hit by a semitruck /gen Anyway I’m seeing them tomorrow! |-/

Shoutout to the Sprit Halloween worker who was just trying to do their job while I was trying to explain to my mom on FaceTime what “Hawk tuah” was that stopped asking me if I needed help and walked away trying not to burst out laughing They truly deserve employee of the month

dallon weekes has suffered more than jesus because wdym in the past year his former bandmate embezzled from him and then made a side project named after one of the lines in dallon's statement about it, his twitter got hacked, his tour bus exploded, and now this???????

THESE ARE THE STAGES FALL OUT BOY AND MCR ARE PLAYING IN?? one after the other??? so they can be both on stage at the same time and then dan and phil will appear holding a gay fl-

How to time travel back to the Clancy tour but this time I’m not in the nosebleeds and don’t almost have a panic attack going down the stairs bc I’m low to the ground

I need to somehow get my hands on this again I lost mine years ago and it wrecked my whole decade

Typical werewolf remorse.

twenty one pilots incidents a thread bc im bored🧵 1. this person

Revelation 13:16-17.

dancy clancy! #cliqueart #twentyonepilots

“Why are you blasting ‘LABOUR’ out of your truck on loop?” When Roe was overturned, I stood on the side of the road with a sign that said “US CARES MORE ABOUT HER GUNS THAN HER WOMEN” in 90deg heat only until my sister made me leave bc I was gonna get heatstroke. I’m not silent.

The Midwest taught me if I want the best burger I go Here Instead of Here

So my mom informed me that after getting hit by a literal semitruck and almost dying my #1 priority was to go home and watch the Barbie movie

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