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I’m just going for a shower, but remind me to tell you what happened in the Co-op today. You WILL NOT believe it.

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We are on the hunt for a lovely new dog walker to join our gang! If you think that could be you, please get in touch via [email protected] 🐾🐾🐾 #dogwalker #dogandbone #petservices #leamingtonspa #loveleam #dogs #warwickshire #job #warwick #localbusiness

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"I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a mask to wear" #isolateMorrissey

A week in ...

Charles has been doing it for years!!

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday with the pizza song stuck in your head 😘🤣🍕 (This was 5 years ago, not last night!)

Just to reassure people: - MPs aren't being 'given £10,000 extra each' - There is a contingency budget for office equipment because not all of our *staff* working from home have their own IT equipment - It is there if - and only if - it is *needed* - It has to be accounted for

We all know that 1 person who if you said you had Covid-19 they would tell you they'd had Covid-20.

Brilliant news! We’ll spread the word 😁

I agree with all this

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To the person who THREATENED a member of my team yesterday for asking you to wear a mask... we’re done. Everyone get on board and retweet this please. You are no longer welcome in either of our establishments. Take a long hard look at yourself. #rt #covid19 #team #choosekindness

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This is even funnier if you get it before the punchline is delivered.