Okay, witch

But did I not just have what may be my 3rd mexican standoff with a UPM rat??? I moved left, it moved left. I moved right, it went right. I ended in a draw coz when I backed away, it also did. I guess I share the same brain cell with a rat 😭

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"...and the rest of boygenius" - Shrinking probably if it'd been filmed a year later

Babes, watch me make a legitimate school program for students called Project HATDOG: Helping At-Risk Teens Discover Opportunities for Growth

10/10 can confirm that all of these are in our clinic's inventory

Pls that was so embarassing ksksksksks I'm an educated crustacean. I got options. I don't need this

Not me being baited to watch another season of The Bear because of another yt boi 😭

GURLIE JUST DROP IT NOW

11/10 if only Carly had been in it smh

All other UPM colleges: #SalamatUP UP Dent: *reads it in reverse*

Do people realize that the PGH budget is dependent on the UP budget? But sure, let's give confidential funds to that sham of an OVP I guess

Ang laban ng tsuper, ay laban din ng komyuter 🛞 #NoToPUVPhaseout #NoToJeepneyPhaseout #NoToPUVModernizationProgram

Life's been "fighting the urge to rewatch bojack" type of vibe lately

How peaceful must life be for a person with a desk job that no one really understands but is present at every company like a supply chain manager. I wish I can just spend my days making sure that the company has enough chains to function instead of staring at teeth

“may permit ba ang pagnanakaw? wala!” hard on this one. bullshit talaga ang no permit, no rally🙄