y'all want sisterhood until it's time to clap for a woman doing better than you.

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

i be confusing my coworkers, one day we cool and the next i walk right past them Lmao 🤣

I had realized I don’t actually have to watch euphoria

Me watching that coworker who does absolutely nothing and get higher pay leave early

She looks so good, this just made me want to get a pixie even more.

boiling my skin in the shower is my favorite part of the day

me and somebody’s dad at work

Everybody cheat on your boyfriends this weekend out of solidarity with Megan. Men need to learn.

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

Being called “wife material” feels like an insult, idc😭

Omg can I go a day without an awkward interaction. One is all I ask for

If He dresses the lilies with beauty and splendor, how much more will He clothe you

She is wearing that dress😍😍

celeste parents gotta get the chair too why tf was that baby in london?!!!

2 of my LOR writers are joking about how they’re going to write me a bad letter… I don’t even play like that fr.

JaNa and Clarke?!? My brand 🥰

The more various adults in my mentions like "silhouette is an obscure word!," the more I'm thinking lots of you are not as intelligent and articulate as you might think you are...