I haven’t had sushi for so long

Twitter is just gold when anything political happens

I want a fridge just full of different kinds of cheese and not a mini fridge but a walk in fridge

I could eat 40 chicken wings right now with a gallon of blue cheese and a bakers dozen of cold beers

You ain’t working hard unless your ass crack is hangin out

Vegas did me dirty

Thong bikinis only on my boat baby

.David Bakhtiari is BACK.... and he brought his DAD along. 😂😂 x.com/Bucks/status/1…

Schefter: Rodgers is 𝗚𝗢𝗡𝗘. Aaron Rodgers:

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Sex is like horse shoes. If it’s close it still counts

I just really want chicken wings ALL THE TIME

Can someone teach me how to make TikToks

Ukrainian is handing AKs out to there citizen so why can’t I buy a 200 round mag. With a background check

Fuck Hermantown move up to AA

Check out Brady's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZTdHSryS9/

Is it just me have Dot’s Pretzels gone way down hill.

Joe Biden accidentally reads the teleprompter telling him to repeat the line. He just keeps getting worse. Do we really have 30 more months of this? Scary. And sad.

This play right here says a lot about the Vikings.

I will never date a lady who don’t eat hot dogs