I absolutely need to learn how to cook Indian food, because I could eat it every day, but then how would I support my local Indian restaurant 😫

I stained some shelves & put together a little bathroom cabinet today 💪

Got the goods guys 😎

This girl had the audacity to stop my parents while they were pulling out of a parking spot ON THE STREET to tell them "this is my parking spot, my brother shoveled it out for me" GURL you are parking ON THE STREET there are no assigned parking spots 🙄

Memorial blood center just sent me a text that if you come in to donate you get a free box of girl scout cookies. They're really learning how to get ya

I have done nothing but work and paint either my walls or ceiling tiles the last 3 days. But I know if I take a day of my lazy ass isn't going to start again for months

The author of the book I just read, Harlan Coben, apparently used people's names for characters in his novel in exchange for donations to charities of his choosing. What a great way to use your power

I went to go put my trash bins out and this teenage boy SPRINTED from down my street, right past me, and down the hill. Like full speed. Suspicious 🧐

I cannot get behind denim skirts, especially the long ones. I don't understand this fashion coming back

I bought a box of 12 sweatshirts for $25 on fb marketplace simply for the fuzzy Tommy Hilfiger sweater and 2 others that looked cute. Now I have 9 new sweatshirts cause they all cute. Fuck

My most irrational belief as a child was that there were people monitoring every stop light everywhere on screens and would decide when to give the green left turn arrow & how long the red lights lasted. I haven't been shown proof that this is false though 🤔

The sheer joy I got putting up my $10 thrifted chandelier tells me I'm ready for my 30s

The girl in the dairy queen drive through told me I was pretty while I had wild hair, no makeup, picking up a blizzard at 930pm on a Monday by myself.. she was either lying through her teeth or I've officially peaked

I cannot stress enough how much i want The Game to do an autobiography

If I don't see $1.80 gasoline & 2% interest rate by 2028 these Donald Trump die hards are gonna have some explaining to do cause they have been ready to die on that "maga" hill

Had 2 packages delivered to my house on Saturday. Someone stole 1 of the 2 and got away with my new curtain rods but missed out on my father's Christmas present. Hope they match your decor asshole

Me to the Ulta Beauty cashier last night after buying multiple items and she slides everything over to me without offering a bag Guess I'll just shove it all in my pockets?

Me: putting in this vinyl flooring will be quick and easy The vinyl flooring: fuck you, you’re gonna spend 10 minutes on every piece

Is Mr clean magic eraser ever going to reveal its secrets

I got played real bad. I ordered a walking taco bowl at a restaurant (sounds fantastic). Tell me why they bring out a fucking cut up hamburger patty, on rice, with taco toppings. 🙄