just read that the tomato - fruit?? true?

appreciating again that 99% of making & keeping friends is just messaging people unabashedly we've only met once? idgaf I'm inviting you to my thing haven't spoken in 3 years? idgaf I'm inviting you to my thing didn't respond to my last text? idgaf I'm inviting you to my thing

My opponents after they win game 1:

look at my opening hand dawg we are not making it out of day 1

5-3-0 in Orlando, every loss was so close could’ve made day 2 if a few bricks didn’t happen. Best regional result ever so I’m happy

when underscores said stupid girl who travels cross the country just to do exactly what she does at home i felt that because why am i going to orlando to play pokemon tcg and sound voltex

OFFICIAL RELEASE FROM TPCi: All players must adhere to this facial expression during all times on stream, including the conclusion of each match, as well as post-set interviews. Violators will be subject to being taken out back like Old Yeller.

my grandma in the audience was hit by a flying stream headset at toronto regionals and never truly recovered so glad tpc is taking action against this menace

Florida is a deeply unserious place and everything that happened at the Orlando Pokemon Regional Championships this weekend confirms that

One of the best to ever do it🏆ENDGAME

life is so beautiful never kill yourself

google translating the name of any western product is so funny because japan is so anglicism pilled that half the time it’s like yeah just say it in english but with japanese accent

I’m a vibes based TCG player, I don’t check my prizes if it’s in my deck it’s in my deck

me when i’m so unlikeable half my party decides they’d rather switch sides

unfortunately a banger

推しのグッズ購入を悩むオタクへ 買わなかった後悔は一生だが 買った後悔は次の給料日までだ。

wait there’s no way right there’s no actual way

i came to japan to ride trains and wow they do not disappoint

are these people who said to keep the plane in the room with us right now

yeah man great meta we got going on