Chess app now shows me a sports betting ad between every move 🥲🔫

every news story out of the UK is like "penalties increased for those who daydream without a license" or "parliament passes new masturbation guidelines (no nipple stuff)"

This isn't even close to true. I work at planned Parenthood and we always make sure to stun the baby with a small cattleprod so it doesn't fight back

アブちゃん🐾 #マヌルネコ　#那須どうぶつ王国　#アブリコース

Surrounded by other underemployed homosexuals on Glasgow's first nice day of the year

The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility

Manulmaxxing

今日のまる。 5月の節句の練習に喜んで参加してくれてる。 #ブリティッシュショートヘア

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Previously Took Part In The Infamous “Celery Man” Broadcast, A Paul Rudd-Led Digital Conditioning Operation Involving “Tayne,” “Nude Tayne,” “Nude Tayne With Hat,” “Tayne’s Hat Wiggling,” And

Never watched Frozen 2 but I understand it's a movie about the only lesbian in the kingdom out looking for a girlfriend, getting catfished by her dead mother and then deciding to date herself? Is this appropriate for children?

In retrospect, this was quite prescient

生後1ヶ月 → 4歳

If you think this is "funny" or "cool" you are an antisocial nihilist. You are the problem. Did the elephants not consider using the legal system to hold bad actors to account instead of just murdering this guy?

🚨 BREAKING MANUL NEWS

Joining the gay rugby team, but unlike everyone else on it who really loves to watch and play rugby, I'm only joining so I can get photographed running around in little muddy shorts, and post the pics on my socials.

toilets don't fear the reaper / they just swallow our filth / (don't fear the reaper)

who up washin they unc?