pleased to announce that, as expected, it’s another year with the japanese house as my top artist. brand remains consistent.

me and the japanese house go way back like sorry you guys don’t get her like i do

we keep saying it’s bisexual season as a joke but bro… i don’t think it’s a joke anymore…

sometimes you’re on your period and you’re reading a room with a view and you start crying in a cafe for no reason like sometimes this happens

this week ive learned that ive never been fun or cool or chill in my life but i HAVE been bisexual and in a way, isn’t that the same thing?

2025 is the year of everyone being in love with me so. get ready.

singing in the rain is the greatest movie ever made and i can’t believe we’re not talking about this every second of every day

in 2025 we’re bringing vaudeville back

just spent ten minutes crying to my insurance’s ai answering machine while begging to speak to a single human being so in conclusion. luigi i get it.

applying to grad school on a whim the last day of open applications. might as well set $100 on fire.

do you think that when chappell roan wrote hot to go she envisioned that one day it would be played by organists at professional sporting events

just took my antidepressant for the first time in 6 months im ready to never have any problems again <3

NOT on fire babey *** just admitted the worlds dumbest idiot to the worlds most stupid degree

does anyone else think the fumes from the j train might be poisonous or is it just me

spending my one wild and precious life doing job applications

this didn’t work btw i got worse

the amount of other people in their zohran merch ive run into today… i love to match with half the city in our beautiful blue t shirts

just Realized something and have no one to share it with because no one else i know was as invested in hyper online twitter culture circa 2017 as i was

about to find my wife at the heated rivalry screening at the lesbian bar tonight

lesbians at the bar love to cheer and scream when hockey players kiss <3