Congratulations men, I’m attracted to 1 out of every 500 of you

Y'all.

I can’t even remember what it felt like to be happy but I know it was better than this shit

Depression and anxiety fist fighting each other for control over me

Have I not checked my mail for 5 weeks or has the post office hired sloths to deliver it

Ibuprofen should be free for anyone over 40.

Just watched a carny blow his nose in his hand and then carry on as normal

I'll head to whatever app that brings favstar back.

Me: Some people are just so sensitive Also me: It's been over 5 minutes I can't believe you haven't followed me back

Seeing new boobs is always exciting

I long for the days when I had hot and funny to balance out the anxiety and depression

#NewProfilePic

I’m still going to call this the bird app idgaf

died a few thousand deaths, thinking of you

Do it like you hate me

Ever see a photo of yourself and think, “Who the hell is that?”

Every time I think maybe it’s time to start dating again I end up throwing up in my mouth instead

Another day walking with lost souls.

A really fun thing about winter is I can hate my life but now I can do it while being cold

In hell, you have to drive around Boston in heavy traffic for eternity