Kids will be like "How do you think you're gonna die" and then do a cartwheel

Just say no to cat sweaters. #SNELovesPets

Play this on loop 24/7

At an event in Bardstown, a woman showed up to heckle me. She accused me of wanting to kill babies. I didn’t give her the response she expected.

Bring your little ones to Deepwood for trick-or-treating at the Front Door of the Museum Home between 2 and 5 p.m. on Monday, October 31. This event is first-come, first-served.

"Ignore the polls and media. Just vote. Our Democracy depends on it." -- Stephen Colbert What he said.

This is a delight. Enjoy!

Sunrise this morning was beautiful.

Hoping Elon Musk will rehabilitate the NRA next 🙏 #RIPTwitter

@labountygreen @ShannaPettegre1 John Collins

I miss the days when the news smacked so goddamn hard Peter Jennings had to fire up a heater just to deliver that shit.

I don’t need to hear about all the despicable folk. They’re loud and easy to see through. Instead, show me the good people quietly going about their business. They are ones I will follow. They are the magic in the world.

JUST IN: One-time associate to Rep. Matt Gaetz sentenced to 11 years in prison after pleading guilty to crimes ranging from wire fraud to sex trafficking a minor. abcn.ws/3gUJanS

There are over a billion websites on the internet, yet most people never use more than a dozen. Here are 10 little-known websites that give you superpowers. Thread:

The Winter Storm Warning has expired and been replaced with a WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR FREEZING RAIN IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 2 AM PST SATURDAY... Freezing rain. Additional ice accumulations of around a tenth of an inch. Central Willamette Valley #orwx #SalemOR #Salemwx

Same.

That’ll probably earn him a committee assignment in today’s GOP

South Falls winter scene located at Silver Falls State Park in Oregon #winter #snowpdx #portland #oregonian #pnw #oregon #waterfalls #SnowfallFX

Great. Now I get to look forward to feeling like I'm jetlagged for a week. 🙄

In one of the great all time burns, Trump walked on stage in Iowa to a song with the lyrics “One could end up going to prison.” Thank you to whoever did this. It will be played over and over.