I'm always Frank with my sexual partners. I don't want them to know my real name.

Thank you for your service to this community! I am glad to have called you a friend throughout the years. You will be missed

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3 years of awesome. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Bout to see openhiemer barbie double feature

What will Tesla name their electric lawnmower? E-Lawn

Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.

I was once so broke I couldn't afford to pay my electricity bill. Those were the darkest days of my life.

I went to a psychic the other day. Knocked on her door and she yelled "Who is it?" So I left

Just had an officer at the door saying he was looking for a man with one eye... Told him to use both and he’d probably find him a lot quicker.

Merry Chrsitmas, everybody!

I recently took a pole and found out that over 90% of people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.

Tim Harrison | Appointment as President of Poland June 23rd, 2024.

So Back!

🇵🇱🇨🇦 The Prime Minister and Foreign Minister were pleased to meet with Poland's Prime Minister and his deputy to discuss future relations. Le Premier ministre et le ministre des Affaires étrangères ont eu le plaisir de rencontrer le Premier ministre polonais et son adjoint.

While I am sad that tonights BUSA Vice President election did not go the way I hoped, I wish Jennifer Mary Carey - JMC good luck!! -From the state of South Dakota🇺🇲

Big win for South Dakota tonight here at BUSA.

A new PAC coming your way...