Did not see that coming

sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. like this email truly should've been a meeting.

men should begin in jail and have to work their way out

low fares, great tweets

I'm going to go scream into the abyss now...

dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) Never piss off a woman with time, education and resources

p i l l o w

old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy ‘whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what’s with da barking’

"And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children?" BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT POOR KIDS TO BE HUNGRY YOU FUCKING SOCIOPATH

Elon reeeeeeally hates that so many folks have blocked him, doesn't he

This is clearly a double stuffed Oreo cat

I call this look second breakfast at Tiffany’s

This is a brilliant piece of work and the only thing I don't like about it is that I didn't do it!

Parents I’m begging you this Halloween 👏🏻 check 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 kids’ 👏🏻 candy 👏🏻 There’s good stuff in there! Peanut butter cups, Kit Kats, Mr. Goodbars, Twix, full size snickers! 👏🏻 treat 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 selves 👏🏻

🧵Next week, you will see people using something called Benford's Law to try to prove election fraud. ⛔️These people are wrong⛔️ I am a scientist who has published on Benford's Law. Let me tell you what it is and why what they are doing is mathematically incorrect. 1/

who else is excited to not have rights?

Figured this would be a dumpster fire so I've been elsewhere.