Can we just take a moment and mourn the death of my summer? 4 weeks Math leveling class with 6h of classes each day + 5h homework each night

Can we take a moment to appreciate what Kathy Griffin found when she had a slumberparty at Cher's place? is.gd/0EipEx

Oh. My. God. This Olympic opening is the shiz! The queen skydiving with James Bond? Mary freakin Poppins battling Voldemort?!

The Olympics opening is actually just a really big crossover fanfic.

Picnic and a moonlit movie in the park. instagr.am/p/NwdF_1kBsV/

True life is finding your Harry Potter wand in the drawer where you keep the lube. I swear, it's not what you think

Urgh, my computer keeps saying this weird noise every 30 seconds and I don't know which tab its coming from. ARGH HELP

@KristinaMidjord lolol. Det tager jeg som en kæmpe kompliment.

a song called 'Rhinestone Cowboy' just played on this station I'm listening to. WhatwhenhowwhyIdonteven

I am 30 minutes early for a date and just found half a bottle of red wine standing by the harbor. Is it a sign?

I just googled the brand. This is quality Vino. Like 25$ for a bottle. And it has the cork in. Seriously considering it now.

If you play The Little Mermaid backwards, Ariel ditches her idiot boyfriend and gains the powers of Aquaman.

Just posted a photo instagr.am/p/QUVXaXkBqP/

Oatmeal and a Gin & Tonic for breakfast. #lovesit instagr.am/p/QUVX2CkBqQ/

If you don't love to eat, I can't love you.

My man Zack Osborne's high school reunion is this weekend. I hope he tells everyone he invented post its and then we open a clothing store!

Play Pokemon, watch Xena, AND eat breakfast at the same time? I'll take that challenge.

AGGRESSIVELY WAITING FOR THE TWEET The Ellen Show

#tbt when I posted on here.