Barbie or Oppenheimer? There’s no wrong choice: each played a mentally ill person the Batman has famously pummeled.

Reminder that millionaires doing stupid things AND criminal things are probably not geniuses hiding their criminal acts with stupid ones. They are probably just stupid criminals.

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Are YOU in the running to play Reed Richards? The answer may surprise you.

*Burns down school* “Sadly there are no great schools right now…”

Let’s bring back this ad campaign

The funniest thing about Twitter Community Posts is that they are only ever used on Twitter's few remaining sponsors, like "Do not download this dating app, everyone on it looks like 3-week-old pork chops."

BREAKING: Taylor Swift's Literal Flesh chosen as Pantone Color of the Year

Shout out to all the divorced dads who are excited to be here on this web site. For everyone else, gentle reminder that I have another account at the place nobody goes to (see username).

Everyone’s talking about X-rated Mickey today, but a “Steamboat Willie” has always seemed like something you need to lube up for.

Incredibly worried that Barbie won't win enough

Breaking: Kyrsten Sinema Stepping Down To Spend More Time With Her Oligarchs.

If this is your costume, you don't have to worry about the capital gains tax.

The Zoolander 2 of assassination attempts, just super forgettable

Shoutout to Other Stores Desperately Trying To Piggyback on Prime Days, gotta be one of my favorite genders.

Hey quick note that I have new comics at nonadventures.com but I’m not posting them here because if dogshit and horseshit had sex, this place would be the baby.

Hello, friends. Just stopping by to let you know my comic has been updating throughout 2025 at nonadventures.com Enjoy your dogshit social media platform!