How did I go school from 8am - 3pm then mosque from 5pm - 7pm and still have the time of my life?

a birmingham classic

Only sexy people don’t have a driving licence

If you haven’t watched The Capture on BBC, you better stop what you’re doing and start that immediately. Top tier British drama right there.

Her: I saw the video I know it was you?! 🤬😡 Me: it wasn’t me

At times I just look at my parents and be like do you realize how good I am, do you realize the atrocities my mates are committing out there???

🚨#Chopchatchill-ers, WE NEED YOUR HELP🚨 Your fave foodie spot, our Nigerian tapas restaurant - is at risk of closure. Yes, despite our excellent press & rave reviews, we have been struggling.

very low vibrational of me but why the best chocolate bar is a crunch bar...

tell me how a whole teacher called me a bastard because I didn't rub off the maths work off his board

me, when i see sunset everytime.

Oxaloacetate

Bruh mushrooms are NOT good in any form, you can’t change my mind

Does anyone (who grew up before social media) still remember their parents landline numbers?

me covering my hair from the plumber that my dad brought home with him without warning

Unlike y’all other favorite Disney movies, everyone in this cover has a THRIVING career.

tomorrow is monday again?? i can’t do this anymore

if u survive 19 and 23 u can survive anything