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Your source for rumors and speculation about the Internet's favorite pastime. Actively not endorsed by @blaseballcomms. #blaseball

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FINANCE: For you "high rollers", ILB Officials have installed new ticket and peanut vending and receiving stations that allow you to transact at high volume. Spend wisely, fans! Spend like your favorite Blaseball player's life depends on it. It does. #blaseball

FINANCE: For you "high rollers", ILB Officials have installed new ticket and peanut vending and receiving stations that allow you to transact at high volume. Spend wisely, fans! Spend like your favorite Blaseball player's life depends on it. It does. #blaseball
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BREAKING: Fans are manipulating the Idols for nefarious ends once more. Fridays pitcher Sixpack Dogwalker has been positioned at #18, a spot marked by an ominous microphone. This, with Dogwalker's pregame ritual of "Talking to the Microphone" could have disasterous consequences.

BREAKING: Fans are manipulating the Idols for nefarious ends once more. Fridays pitcher Sixpack Dogwalker has been positioned at #18, a spot marked by an ominous microphone. This, with Dogwalker's pregame ritual of "Talking to the Microphone" could have disasterous consequences.
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We recently hosted a meet-and-greet of some top ILB players. Fans complained, saying the players were stand-offish and quiet, refusing to engage with anyone. Here is a photo from the event. #blaseball

We recently hosted a meet-and-greet of some top ILB players. Fans complained, saying the players were stand-offish and quiet, refusing to engage with anyone. Here is a photo from the event. #blaseball
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ANNOUNCEMENT: We're going to be taking a break from Blaseball "news" coverage for the Season to focus on personal projects. In our absence, just make up stuff. Really, news is that easy. Feel free to tag us so we can still get our rumor fix. #blaseball