Cross-sectional spectroscopic examinations of ILB standard blaseballs suggest that they range from 'quite' to 'very' polite (w=3.1).

Using Very Correct Math, a predictive model can be constructed for The #blaseball Commissioner's performance given any value of time, past or future. The results are unsurprising.

Sensors have picked up what appears to be the sound of calamari tacos being fried up in the LA Unlimited Tacos dugout. Seems they were serious about eating the gods.

Just finished collating positional data for various footwear introduced to 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 away games (data from Choux was unrecoverable) over the course of this season. Fascinating. #blaseball

I'm half expecting LA Unlimited Tacos to get the Pitching Machine shelled as a further act of spite for the gods.

Due to a demonstrated capability to puncture peanut shells that have so far proven indestructible by all other means, several avian species have been reclassified from "mostly harmless" to "could probably straight up kill you if they wanted to".

The existence of The Peanut implies the existence of The Crackerjack.

We may need to consider that Wyatt Mason may exist in significantly more than three dimensions.

Anyone else seeing a lot of Very Correct Math equations resolve to "Wyatt Mason"?

By this evidence, it can be concluded that an infinite number of blaseball teams participated in the election.