I stand with the 📱New York Millennials📱 in their mission to to take the evil forces to court, you have my support 100%! Believe it!

Just like how I commited myself to bringing Sasuke back to the hidden leaf, I will commit to making sure BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE is brought to justice. Believe it!

Talk-No-Jutsu worked when I had to get Tobi to understand working with Madara was bad, and I'll use it again to make sure justice is served! That's my nindo (Ninja Way)!

We're gonna rasengan our way to victory, no matter what happens. Believe it!

Naruto is here to say that any CEO that expresses their power in a way that hurts the people isn't doing a good job!

I want to thank Charlatan Seabright for notifying me of this trial, though we're late in the game putting together a case for the people of Konoha, my shadow clones have been a great team getting all the pertinent info available.

ok so maybe calling Blaseball Phoenix Wright was a bit of a fools errand, but the bonds of our friendships is what will pull us to victory! believe it!

Tillman's just misunderstood, I too used to be the loudmouth kid! Tillman respects his friends though, and that goes along with my Nindo (Ninja Way)! Believe ait!

Sorry everyone, I've been doing reconnaissance on the Bloodhouse to get intel on Parker, but don't worry I'll be back real soon. Believe it!

At the trial, Goku is called up to give closing statements. He pulls off his mask and it was Naruto Uzumaki, Hokage at Law the whole time! He gives a speech about friendship and standing up to injustice. Parker is found guilty and sentenced to anime jail for internet crimes. The end.