Goooood morning BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE hope it's going great! Might be a nice day to treat yourself to something nice. Like a waffle or something.

Charlatan Seabright I AM NOT A SAFE I AM COMFORT SEPTEMBERISH A SAFE IS A BOX WITH PAPER AND TOYS INSIDE I KNOW I AM VERY SNEAKY

Will I have too see all of them across? ... How do I even... This is too much.

Hello deceased friends, welcome back! Should you be without a ride, Charlatan's skyship service is here to provide you with a free trip to wherever you need to go!

Haha, guess I'm finally legally dead!

does it feel like the garages are just trying to herd the geriatrics back into the hall? "You know I had the league's first arm cannon?" "That's great Mr Ramos please get back inside." "Do they still have hexes?" "We call them blessings now, please just-" "We called them hexes."

Can we at least get Bendie and Sandie to safety?

((ooc: no speeches, head empty))

((ooc: I hate that while baking and grocery shopping, I keep accidentally calling baking powder "bread powder", whomst the fuck even uses it in bread?!))

Charlatan Seabright Oh, uh, Cookie Run is a mobile game I enjoy playing, with a lot of varied design for its Cookie characters. I'd say you remind me most of Pirate Cookie, for reasons beyond the obvious, I think.

An anniversary. Complicated feelings about it.

Feeling crabby.

Ooc: I need to talk to crabs.

Twitter RP is the purest form of micro fiction.

It is perhaps the most Blaseball thing for us to be doomed to repeat the mistakes of our past over and over again, but with improved UX