OH MARY ALICE WHAT DID YOU DO

How/why is there not a safari widget

I have learned that if I leave my apartment without saying goodbye, Brad will run up to the door and yell after me. 🥺 Needless to say, I’ve learned my lesson.

2012 Blake would be FLOORED if he knew how unimpressive the Apple Keynotes are now.

This is literally all I do when I play anymore. The Sims feel free to confirm lots and lots of car action in #Sims5.

What are the #DesperateHousewives driving these days? Bree: Lexus RX350h Gaby: BMW 750i Lynette: Infiniti QX60 S*san: Volvo V90 Cross Country I mean... right?

this celebrity auction is getting out of hand

One thing I will say… this giant phone has made my right pinky buff as hell over the years.

Mood

I’m not even mad that my upstairs neighbors are the loudest, stompiest humans on the face of the planet. That just comes with the territory when you live in an apartment. I’m genuinely just curious wtf they’re doing to make so much noise.

I’m only interested enough in my bank balance to try Face ID twice. Once it asks me for my whole password? Too much effort.

I’ll never get how anybody bought this Camry once the 2003 Accord came out.

Best looking Accord ever:

Forcing myself off the bird app after 15 (!) years. Go to hell, Elon Musk. threads.net/@blakewatsonda…

goddddddddddddd i miss using twitter