The older I get the more I understand why roosters wake up every day and simply scream their lungs out.

Growing up, I never dreamed I’d think of John Wayne every year about this time.

But I have —- since the early 70’s. So…

Happy Easter from “the Duke” and me!

Just be forever thankful!

Look how close this huge meteor landed to the Visitor Center!

I dreamed I saw The Rockettes all dressed up as Easter bunnies, dancing backwards.

It was sort of a receding hare line.

I dreamed I was a chocolate Easter Bunny.

I woke up feeling totally hollow inside.

“KLAATU BARADA NIKTO”

I was going to work out real hard today —
but, unfortunately,
we lost that hour.

Today we have to move all our clocks forward.

Join me in a word of prayer for Flava Flav.

Amazon just got FAA approved for drone deliveries in Texas.

So now we have skeet shooting with miscellaneous prizes.

When we moved to a Texas ranch I immediately adopted a dachshund. I figured I should “get a long little doggie.”

Today you’re older than you’ve ever been…

But younger than you’ll ever be again!

So make it a GREAT DAY!

My phone never quit working.

But I heard a lot of you got lucky.

I carry a stone in my purse to throw at anyone who sings Christmas carols in February.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

My doctor said to go on a raw diet. It’s just been four days, but I’m getting tired of cookie dough.

Sharing my portrait in oil by Ara Dona, who at 17 attended the Florence Academy of Art in Italy, majoring in classical painting.

Don’t you love geniuses with the gift of humility?

And don’t you wish there were more of us?

My new favorite thing on television is men’s and women’s professional wrestling.

I used to watch politics, but it was just so fake!