just thinkin bout that time when I cried in Morris because I thought PowerPoint didn’t save my hours of work and then I realized I had actually done it on google slides

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

I wish Mario Kart had an option to just walk around instead of being in a car... Wanna get out of my car and smell the flowers... Pet the cows... Wanna feel my feet on the ground

Architecture professors:

to have billions of dollars and THOSE cabinets? what's the point.

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

I be like "aw cows🥺" and then eat a cheeseburger

bird flu? i sure hope it did

zoey ann

If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣