Gonna start a polycule with all the other 25 people who live in wyoming

Arabic people really popped off with the word Habibi. I hear that and feel filled with love

The chokhold that the name Alexandria had on 2000s girls needs to be studied

I want to vogue so bad but my joints are weak and my hand-eye coordination is abysmal

It has got to be so fucking irritating for my cat when she's trying to go somewhere and I pick her up and walk her around then set her down somewhere completely different then where she was going

When a guy tries to insult me by calling me ugly on the internet, not only am I NOT insulted, but I feel immense relief. I am glad that most men find me ugly. If it means they won’t talk to me, I consider that a huge victory.

O-Oww! You fucking shot me again, you asshole!

The zero likes won't stop me from posting every thought that crosses my mind. Don't you guys worry about that

I feel life I'm a baby and someone pressed on my soft sopt

Wind is to trees what music is to humans

What concoction of over the counter medicines can I take to power through allergies for 5-6 hour shift

What if 2000 years ago on another continent there was someone who would have understood me perfectly

tHIS IS MEEEE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There is nothing that even compares to this piece of literature

*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up