finding out Elton John lives in atlanta is so hilarious cus i thought he lived in a castle in england

The only Kanye performance it is still ethically permissible to stream

nobody knows anything

JUST IN: Twitter temporarily closes all office buildings and suspends employee access.

Microsoft and Google will battle it out with AI search while the next generation looks up how to do their taxes on TikTok.

leaving for the shoot // doing the expense report

An Austin house listed for $400k in July 2022. It’s listed for $230k today. It’s happening.

mentally I’m vibing with the lobotomized butter lambs

How are people still skiing

& that’s that!!

Get your money up

Companies reorg because they can't get bangs

Goodmorning everyone, today is officially day 3, the last day of #Renderatl2024🥲‼️ Let’s be sure to go all out today and keep the momentum going‼️ Don’t forget to show off those amazing Jersey’s🤌🏽🔥

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

Cleveland Halloween

VITO THE PUG WON BEST IN SHOW #NATIONALDOGSHOW