My wife’s boyfriend is gonna be pissed when he finds out I drank his last Mike’s Hard 😜

When a guy (me) is sexually normal, he should never be made fun of online

(Barron not even looking up from his Xbox) “Safe’s in the back.”

Outrageous that you can’t bet on the little league World Series

me: *drifting off, about to fall asleep* my gf: i hope that whenever i die, you die at the exact same time

Treliving.

They let us get to Friday again

Learning about astrology to more effectively gaslight my wife

Eventually going electric for cars will be sustainable but for being so "green friendly" I think we are much further away. We are going to see huge environmental damage from lithium mining and massive waste from batteries. People still charging their EVs from coal plants

The US open is really making me want to look into the status of brayden point tonight.

Thankful brayden point is in warm up

I continue to stand beside my fellow hunters and sport shooters who have legally acquired our property and use in a safe manner.

How Darryl Sutter treats certain players.

A naked girl can get hundreds of likes how many can our navy seals get

Why what happened

God’s strongest soldier is an emotionally stunted late-20s alcoholic