⠀ everyone says things . that doesn't explain why me saying things is so terrible . ⠀

⠀ ... no , i have one of those . he's irritating every moment he opens his mouth , but i can't see anyone thinking of me in the same way . ⠀

⠀ the cat ripped up your garden . ⠀

⠀ ... was i called a weird bug . ⠀

⠀ half true , half false . ⠀

⠀ i'm more than a " bug " . ⠀

⠀ and i'm guessing you're human . ⠀

⠀ that's not something i can answer , clubs . ask her . ⠀

⠀ i will agree that asshole fits me perfectly , but everything else ? not so much . ⠀

⠀ what's close to a human then ? don't make me guess . ⠀

⠀ what's so " typical " about knowing what i am ? ⠀

⠀ // i see william and miss my michael ⠀

⠀ human but undead . how . ⠀

⠀ i know i'm only the asshole piece . and i'd listen to everything you just mentioned to me , but i don't need to take the advice of some child raising his voice just to be heard . ⠀

⠀ and most thought vampires didn't exist . but here you are , proving humans wrong . ⠀

⠀ you may not be a child , but you're one to me . you act a bit like one too , but that's only staying honest . i don't see myself on a throne either . if i were on a throne , paperwork wouldn't be half the work i do everyday . i wouldn't be getting my hands dirty . ⠀

⠀ that's nothing i knew existed : vampire hunters . so you're a smart man for keep yourself hidden . now , imagine what i have to do in order to walk around earth ... ⠀

⠀ it's ... no . sometimes it's not that simple . sometimes people see you coming , so you have to hide in the shadow . i have to travel at night most times , find a place to stay during day . more of a hassle than excepted . ⠀