Themis asked me if I wanna do some seminars at their academy That is kinda exactly my type of humor

I know a guy that built his whole career on it

I said yes by the way

Extended my stay at prison by a year cause I beat the snot out of Redd White at some point

Told the kids my hair turned white cause I never ate my veggies

The cold's creeping into my bones. Guess the docs weren't exaggerating when they said my body's a battle ground.

The old phone I kept has given up completely now, and with it my texts from Mia. She keeps on dying every day.

In another life, I think I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with her

You can like my tweets all you want pretty ladies, I love only my wife

My parole officer got me a voluntary job at a food bank. Haven't done anything so fulfilling in a long time. The old lady in charge reminds me of a teacher of mine. She'd always tell me 'you're smart, Diego, you just gotta get it together'. Big on second chances, both of 'em.

[Sneezes!] Aw, damnit.

Got a fever. Ugh. My body‘s not made for this stuff anymore.

I found a couple of Spanish books in Mia‘s old belongings. She always liked it when I spoke Spanish to her. I didn’t realize she‘d started to learn it.

i cannot stop thinking of you. from the mornings you ease, to the evenings you quiet, to the dreams you inhabit. my thoughts of you never end. i am yours.

I used to plan these elaborate romantic dates with Mia, but she always seemed happiest with the mundane stuff. Trips to the laundromat were her favorite thing. Going grocery shopping together, too.

Love an accessible game. Gotta take my mind off things for a bit

Mia would probably kill me if she knew I started smoking again

The intern‘s a sweet kid, but it took him about five minutes to find my heartbeat. I was starting to wonder if I still had one.