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Social media and YouTube Music have tried really hard to get me to like Idles but I can't. I don't get it.

You know what would make this piece of shit movie better? Louder gun battles, car wrecks, and fight scenes. And turn the dialogue down further, force people to use closed captions but make it lag behind so the actors mouths don't match the captions. Hell yeah

Doctor prescribed me a glp1 pen because he said I got fat nuts

Did yo mana chew Tylenol like tic tacs when she was pregnant with you?

Took some #TYLENOL and got a new high score on Tetris

Is that guys name really Poopa Achooa?

#conformitygate

They found a black glove near that kidnapped lady's house. I think we all know how that plays out

More like Daft Unc

Watching it jiggle in women's skeleton #Olympics2026

Why'd they say it like that, like trying your own cum?

White people be like my dogs pickleball league is on Tuesday evenings

White people be like my dog is going to Haiti with his church group to help clean up after the earthquake

White people be like my dog is taking a gap year

White people be like my dog is on the board of directors at Pfizer

White people be like My dog went to Italy with his girlfriend and her parents

White people be like My dog is the CEO of White Castle he's in a commercial eating a White Castle hamburger

White people be like my dog has Peyronie's disease

Me ordering food for our date at Denny's: I'll have a-wop bop a loo bop, and she'll have a lop bam boom Waiter: wise choice, sir