Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

and i’m glad we did! i love having a job, i love that the money i earn is mine, i love that it goes into an account in my name, onto a card in my name. i love having ownership over my life

Extremely rough start to the day

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

THEIRS?!?! #nonbinary

And for the lady, perhaps a week of dissociation on the beach?

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

you are exactly the type I usually go for (derogatory)

Dead wife flashback but to an amazing sandwich that can't be forgotten

Love posting music on my fuck ass instagram story

Listening to my voice messages after I send them to make sure I didn’t say my social security number on accident

I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

ohhhh so the crew of the artemis II can take candids of each other while piloting a spaceship but my friends can’t take them of me when we’re hanging out

life is good ( went on a walk)

“we've got over 70 beers in tap” oh wow cool can i have a tequila soda

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you