i feel like if someone wanna steal deodorant we should let them

“i’m just a girl” ok psych ward patient number one

If there’s one thing I hoard it’s memories

born to be a lovergirl forced to be a menace to society.

Run errands early as shit before the idiots wake up

whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch

“you saw me and didnt even say hi” me :

i wish we were seahorses so i could get him pregnant

Be a man of his word

When they grab your hand to lead you through crowded areas >>>

I am such a memory hoarder it’s not even funny

I dont go thru phones cuz even if I see sum from 138weeks ago, ima stil get mad

my ex taught me that you definitely have to worry about the ugly ones too

Never again But probably again 😵‍💫

Just leaving this here 😇

Women are literally faced with temptation EVERY single day. They get hollered at by guys at the gas station, grocery stores,doctors office, or PTA meetings, and yet they STILL don't cheat. A man see one biscuit head ass good looking female & think they have to smash😭

Having a lot to say but keeping quiet bc wtf is the actual point? What an internal battle 💀

i just don’t understand how someone has ME for a girlfriend and still has to look at other women 🥱🥱