Today's mood

The year is 2029. You open the McDonalds app. You initiate a transaction to bridge your McPoints to McDonalds layer 6 McChain that rolls up to Base. You fall for a wallet drainer offering a free 20 piece chicken McNuggets. You lose everything.

Lessons in here

As a former MTG GP/PT grinder and hearthstone legendary regular... Parallel I'm in Still working through the intro quests and figuring out the meta, but I like what I see so far

Blast should just roll the chain back to before they ever existed.

Wasn't blasts' whole deal that it was a chain for degen gamblers and the only unexpected outcome would be if you somehow didn't lose money?

Now that you’ve all lost money on blast, why don’t you buy dog coins on another chain like base instead? Basenji literally has base in its name and it’s not an upgradeable contract you are locking money into. That is a meaningful improvement for many of you

Unfortunately, this is pretty spot on.

Looks like ReBase is picking up as expected

I dunno guys, you think retail is here yet?

Fumbled $BODEN so hard. Bought in at $.03 - .05, then started rotatooooring between $.2 - $.3 into other shit that is mostly down since

Sorry guys, I bought the dip 2 hours ago

Hat stays on