How annoying is that niggly voice in your head that pipes up when you’re half way down your road that’s like, “Ey but did you turn your straighteners off? Did you lock the front door though? Are you sure you’ve got everything?”

My bones are made of glass. 😖

My first ever taste of gin. My life has changed forever. 🙌🏻💜🍸#WhitneyNeill #Gin #Parmaviolet

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Met John McGuinness! 🏍 💕 #JohnMcGuinness #NortonBurnout2018

Met Andrew Shim at Burnout Donington. 🏍 💕 #NortonBurnout2018

Vet Reveals What Happens in a Dying Pet's Final Moments, Breaks Hearts Around the World peoplem.ag/uxzyjwL

😷 debilitated. 🤧

I’m playing the lottery for the first time. Feel like I’ve failed as an adult not knowing how it works. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #thenationallottery

My life has become that bit easier today now there is finally a full episode of waffle doggy on YouTube. #Cbeebies

How rude is it when you go to all that effort of washing your hair and it dries shit and frizzy anyway

I’ve fallen out of love with my hetty hoover. 😓 bloody sick of her getting caught in doorways and tipping over! #lifeproblems #hettyhoover #bitchonwheels

Listening to unsolved spooky murder stories and knowing full well I won’t sleep. 💀 #podcast #spooky

I found out yesterday that in 1956 my Dad saved the life of an 11yr old called David Hollis, who had near-drowned in a Croydon swimming pool. He’d be 74ish now, and went to Archbishop Tenison school. Would you RT and help me find him? Thank you x

#bitching #backstabbing #lies #caughtout

NOFX - "Oxy Moronic" (Official Music Video) youtu.be/ohguwyFECHI via YouTube still the best

Definitely earned this today. 🍷#wineoclock

Thursday my Friday. 👋 #wineoclock #ThursdaysmyFriday #Ilovemyjob

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