*Pedro Neto runs up and down the pitch for 90 mins, defends better than our RB, puts in crosses on a plate for forwards to finish* ‘Leave our club you prick 😡😡’ *Cole Palmer walks around the pitch, loses every duel, misplaces every pass* ‘Please don’t leave us Cole 🥺🥺’

son😭😭😭😭

Cole Palmer turn up for once challenge

Palmer about to steal another pen off JP and ghost again

Derry killed himself for nothing

Teenager kills himself to win a penalty and this bastard can't even strike a ball

Boy's frontal lobe isn't even fully developed and he gave himself CTE just so you could brick the penalty. If I was his dad I'd sue Palmer and the entire city of Manchester.

Eghbali is gonna watch this entire game and ask ChatGPT who’s the hottest 18 year old prospect on FM27

Cole palmer you will never be him 💙

señorita awesome and then it's "het women be single and celibate forever or else your abuse is on you because (bioessentialism)" [meant to be woke]

They killed maresca for this

Chelsea could’ve built a team exclusively out of Cobham, donated those 2bn to charity and still ended up with a better final result

as a black man there's a list of certain things you should probably never do with a white woman and this is most certainly one of them

Is this what it feels like to catch your ex on tinder?

We gonna get you that ballon dor little bro.

Back 5, Spanish rather than Italian, ex scouser…he’s nowhere near Enzolito