Panic in China. Stock market going nuts. Daddy's coming back

Now that Trump won New Hampshire, can we please discuss the leaked audio where the head of the Arizona GOP tries bribing Kari Lake and says powerful people back East and drug cartels now run the country and could murder her? No? Ugh. So it's back to more transgender beer memes.

Sure, we're all here wondering which is about to happen first - World War 3 or Civil War 2. But at least we don't have any more of those mean tweets.

If you liked the $4 McChicken, you're gonna love the $9 McDouble.

I just typed in a Google query on my phone and the top two choices are pro censorship!

stevenmarkryan Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a very real disease

Just so we're all clear, the old man yelling on your TV right now was recently found to be mentally unfit to stand trial for corruption.

WOW!!!!! 45–47 arrives at #UFC299 in Miami, Florida…

We are witnessing the invention of the "bloodbath" hoax in real-time Unfortunately for them, we have 𝕏 Media narrative: Full context:

Every second of this video is spectacular

Secretary of State Blinken says “Ukraine WILL become a member of NATO”. The moment Ukraine becomes a member of NATO, all member states will then be considered in direct conflict with Russia, and this proxy war will turn into full-scale WW3. The American People have no interest

Ashley Biden’s diary is real. A woman is now going to prison for selling it. Here’s a reminder of what she wrote. Joe Biden showered with his daughter. She felt it was “probably not appropriate” and also questioned if she was m*lested.

“My buddy’s told me this morning … my victory’s secure on the cross.” Powerful words from 2024 #Masters champion Scottie Scheffler after his win on Sunday.

Google banning political ads from only one party's candidate seems like a horrible way to convince people our elections aren't rigged.

Before everyone gets distracted by this week's approved social media talking points, just a quick reminder it was only three months ago that voting machine expert J. Alex Halderman hacked into a Dominion voting machine in front of a Michigan judge using only a Bic pen.

Before we start a new week full of approved talking points, let's do a quick recap of the last week: - Wisconsin election official fired after found to have printed 64,000 fake ballots in 2020. - Georgia unable to verify over 300,000 ballots from 2020. That should cover it.

Imagine one day having to explain to your grandchildren how you got duped into voting for this because of Hollywood, mean tweets, and TikTok dance videos:

Okay fine...they've been blatantly lying about the jobs report numbers for over three years now, but don't you DARE try to tell me these same people would ever actually rig an election.

Scheduled to speak at tonight's Democratic National Convention: Bill Clinton - Frequent Epstein Island visitor Tim Walz - Wants to teach your son how to use tampons John Legend - His wife was caught a few years ago sending messages to a young girl urging her to commit suicide