Hoes will get mad when you crack a joke… but will let a joke crack. Stay with me now.

Put a nigga in a pickle u know da dill 🥒

You can tell the average retail customer genuinely believes they deserve to live

job applications are dumb. "what’s your desired salary" a billion dollars next question

“money changed him” the typa sht i wanna be hearing about me

music tier list: s tier - what i listen to ass tier - what you listen to

sometimes dinner is just various things on top of rice for the rest of your days

This line k?lled me “There’s only one winger worse then Garnacho off the ball, Garnacho on the ball” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

why is it spelled camouflage and not ⠀

Mongo says.......😜😎

My daughter is going to be pissed when I name her Dominik Szoboszlai

i damn near miss every bitch i ever talked to

don't let me come over your house i be pouring big ass cups of juice

Arne Slot football.

NEW 🚨 Being told Cody Gakpo may be unavailable this Saturday against Brighton. Being told Gakpo and Arne Slot have got a Valentine’s Day meal booked together in Liverpool before the game.

Butt naked queuing up 15 songs for my 7 min shower

real nigga music is back

try 9 months without hugo ekitike