Warning ⚠️: Dad joke

I didn't know that Sylvester Stallone was on his third marriage...

I guess his first one was rocky, and his second was rocky, too.🤣😂🤣

Told my girlfriend this, and she hung up on me 🤷‍♂️😂😂😂😂

I've been so lazy at the gym.

The fitness trainer asked me, 'What kind of a squat are you accustomed to doing?'

I said, 'Diddly.' 🤦‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣😂

MEN: Your wife wants new furniture. What do you do 🤔

LIFE HACK: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

You just knew that was coming 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂🤣😂🤣

What the fuck ever happened to the days when women were women and men were men 😕 😐 😔

That's what I do 😂🤣😂🤣

Call the Law Offices of Mongo and Mongo 😂🤣😂

Another Mongo Troofism!!!

Have I offended anyone 🤷‍♂️😂🤣😂

Because Vet Lives Matter

Another Mongo Troofism!!!

You should be here. Yes you! 😛😜😝

Does anyone else want to feel like a kid again? Just for a little while 🙃

I would have to change my seat 😂🤣

And I'm getting hungry again 😂😂😂

My Saturday night excitement 🙄😂🤣😂

Pretty much 🤷‍♂️

That's an Excedrin headache 😳🙄😬

And the world will soon be on fire 🔥 Stay safe