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Invented a cologne that smells like old cigarettes and ass so non smokers can stick up elevators too.

When I see men with gauged earlobes I can't help but think they must be compensating for mutilated genitals.

Hard to believe Joan Rivers has out lived Phyllis Diller.

My neighbor acts like she has won the lottery but it's just welfare check day.

My neighbor past out on my lawn again & just got faced fucked by my dog.

My neighbor fakes a disability for a parking pass

My neighbors kids will clean out your car for free in the middle of the night.

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