Obligatory "If your Bro Strider is/was a piece of shit know you have a safe bet talking to me because I, shockingly, was not a piece os shit and still ain't." Post So. That.

I don't think he actually tried to throw his dick. > Your brother is a lot smarter than that. Oof.

Oh boy.

I'm about to be out on blast. I can feel it.

Dave please.

Dave *please*.

I can and will kick your ass.

> You're going to confiscate the pan. These are for cooking, man. Specifically for dinner tonight, let's not get hair grease all over it.

This is probably the most confusing thing I've ever read.

I'm sorry, Egbert, *what?*

Alright. This makes more sense.

Weren't we just over this with Dirk?

-𝙗𝙪𝙩 ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑡𝑎𝑙 𝙗𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙨𝙨 ∘₊✧──────✧₊∘ ➤ dave strider

Coughs.

Absolutely wasn't me.

*David.*

//what about this bro :>

How about adding one more?

There comes a time in December filled with absolute chaos. And that time is the collective bullshit shared birthdays of the entire fucking family.

//hey idk when ill Really be returning to twtrp, its very up in the air. im not gone forever! i never Do leave forever, but im not sure when I'll be back exactly. if i made a discord just to talk in, would any of yall join?