President Trump on soldier who allegedly bet Maduro would be out of office: “That’s like Pete Rose.”

The guy on the right was responsible for getting our shirts for the wiener dog races.

All time quote from the Pres here

The falcons should sign Tyreek Hill that way he can play with Tua or Black Tua

Thanks for the reminder Snapchat!

Acuña chunking the cooler sends me everytime lol

That one week for Tennessee before this ass whipping will forever be hilarious

He lives in Minnesota, there’s no fulfillment in that #TamponTim

They just won a playoff series together wow

Meanwhile, checking in on Haotong Li ... Having the time of his life as always 🎣

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

Announcing my secondary fandoms: Buffalo Bills Why? Josh Allen. 0 Super Bowls. Buffalo Wings. Colorado Avalanche Why? Mad Dog and Cale are unreal. Blue mountains. Red Rocks. Would like to see Crosby here.

This tweet is now 10 years old:

CINCO DE SHANTY I AM FUCKED UP

DIONTAE JOHNSON COLOR RUSH??? #expand all of those

So far I’ve tried all the elixirs in the chamber…nothing is working. This is bad. Dr. P 👎 Ice water 👎 Fresh brewed cup of Joe 👎👎👎 Shanty in shambles.

Getting ejaculated tonight in honor of Bobby Cox

The pure incompetence of people trying to merge onto a 285 baffles me. Who gave these people drivers licenses?