When I got the call to fight Logan Paul’s little brother I had to go into Rocky Style training!

Do you think mummies stuff tennis balls down there pants when they wrap them up?

Is it mummies or mummys? This is the first time referred to more than one mummy.

Texans: “Hey y’all can go on ahead and help y’all’s self if y’all want to. Get you some.” Everyone else: “The food is ready”

How about we just be kind to each other today? Lotsa love to all.

The world would be happy if more people would shut up.

If you shit your pants in Walmart and no one is around to hear it.....?

Walk into hotel room and immediately put the remote in your mouth. #idareyou

Sometimes you can help people by getting out of their lives. #whyimsingle

We get it, Simone’s not competing. Can’t we just go “Back the Aquatic Center!”

Michael Phelps is the Worst Beard of All Time #WBOAT

Let’s GO Big Nick Turturro !!!! We’re cracking open the Red Sauce tonight!!

That's a WIN for the Duhawks! #GoDuhawks

Just relaxing with the family today watching the Capitol Riots of Jan 6 with a hot cocoa and a peppermint stick.

No. 2 Loras Wrestling Flies Past Dutch, Stays Undefeated duhawks.com/news/2022/1/13… #GoDuhawks

Neil Young is dork for saying that. But... he does have good music

No. 1 Loras Wrestling Back on Top of NWCA Dual Rankings duhawks.com/news/2022/1/27… #GoDuhawks

It’d be weird if Will Smith forgot to thank his wife.

Thank god Chris rock didn’t take a shot at Alec Baldwin