yall don't feel weird disliking someone and still proceeding to watch their stories all the way through 7 days a week 356 days a year?

you cute and all... but i ain't bout to sit here & beg for a chance to get to know you 😂

why tf are we losing ?!????

if it's bout mine, ain't a nigga that i wont check. run thru your hardest homeboy & you can go next

i call her 50 cent cuhz that woman had had MANY MEN

this old filipino dude in front of me told the barber "not too long and not too short" nigga WHAT????? how you a grown man and don't know how to describe your haircut

Southern California rn

Marathon Burger

if snapchat is her favorite social media app 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩

plot twist: you're actually busier & cooler than a lot of people who act too busy or too cool to respond to texts

the amount of people who "don't like me" but also don't have a problem asking me for favors is way too high

duke wants me to die of a heart attack

i am now dead of a heart attack

sometimes people can't 'like' your posts because they've been talkin bad about you amongst their circle & they don't wanna lose any aura points in their whack ass lil clique

the reason i'm single is because im only interested in a serious relationship

just because i didn't call you on it doesn't mean i didn't catch you in that lie...

before playoffs begin i wanna say that while all of yall have counted the lakers out (and insisted that Lebron needs to leave), ive been watching them close & i believe they can win a championship this year main x factor is luke kennard shooting well & blending in

Y’all dont like In & Out fries because y’all used to the fake over processed options

shoutout to the people who address this issue instead of just starting to do weird shit

thousands of people are gonna miss dabeull at coachella just like yall did in 2015 when kaytranada was an early artist