One thing about me, is I don’t mess around about Shrek 2. Put some respect on my boys name.

When you’re having a fun conversation with someone a they mention they’ve been watching that Mr.Beast show

You’re telling me that Demi Moore and Jennifer Connelly are different people?

Ethel Cain making a hour and a half long album of drone music that could be background music in a horror film and it getting a better review than capitalist Barbie 🤭🤭

That’s mother right there

I literally screamed

Realizing that it’s Friday Friday and I gotta get down on Friday. Knowing everybody’s looking forward to the weekend.

Joe Biden for traitors season 4

I was 14 years old, awake in the middle of the night watching Adele’s concert at the Royal Albert Hall. Before closing my laptop, I decided to check Facebook one last time. The first post was the album announcement. I LITERALLY ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.

Listening to renaissance album again and wow what a moment

I wanna know how many times Timothée Chalamet has had to explain the plot of Dune to Kylie Jenner.

The world when people finally realize that Shadow of a Man is the best song on Mayhem

He saw Evita on Broadway 6 times? What a f*ggot

The feeling of seeing Ethel Cain get a top 10 album but realizing I’m never going to be able to see her live bc she’s about to blow up.

If we were allowed to smoke cigs in restaurants again I’d become a smoker in 2 seconds. It’s so chic to smoke inside while drinking.

Me telling everyone to watch Overcompensating otherwise they are homophobic

Trader Joe’s is not a grocery store it’s a treats emporium for adults

Trump reading this in the Oval Office I know he’s so gagged

If you think sympathy if a knife was a diss track then here’s your reminder on what Charli said

sometimes u need to listen to all of kacey musgraves Golden Hour and remember that life can be beautiful and full of love