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The Biggest Chimp

@biggestchimp

Atheist and good person

God has nothing to do with it...

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calendar_today01-01-2019 11:00:51

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Trump would have been the kid who when running for class president, would have said "Nobody will have lessons and everyone gets a pool table". Idiots vote him in, nobody gets a pool table. As if he'd end the Ukraine war in 24 hours. He doesn't even know where the Ukraine is!

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I just went to phone the vet to sort a vaccine appointment for my dog. I accidentally dialed a wrong number. Ended up speaking to a completely different vet! What are the odds?!?!

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I find it crazy that I (me!) have more knowledge about the universe than anyone born 100+ years ago and yet I have to share the place with more flat-earthers, religious nuts ad zealots than any other time in history.

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I'm not religious but Jesus wept. Who bombs a hospital full of children?? There is no punishment I can imagine fitting enough for the ones who pulled the trigger.

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youtu.be/wzwXGD_C4P0?fe… An absolute masterclass from Forrest Valkai and Gutsick Gibbon on human classification. If you've half hour to kill, this is definitely how to spend it.

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My son was born yesterday, 25th of May, 2024 at 7:20pm GMT. He's the most perfect little man. He's huge. Born at 11lb4oz. I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world.

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When are Trump and Harris going to stop using debates to trash each other and use it to actually talk policy? Its a 'I'm better than them because they're awful' campaign. It's petty.