My new girlfriend is very religious and has asked to discuss religion with me... so far it's not going well for her.

Today, 1990ish years ago, feck all of note happened. Happy Ishtar everyone.

Trump would have been the kid who when running for class president, would have said "Nobody will have lessons and everyone gets a pool table". Idiots vote him in, nobody gets a pool table. As if he'd end the Ukraine war in 24 hours. He doesn't even know where the Ukraine is!

Essential oils. They're not essential.

Why don't all MMA fighters have beards?!

Yep

I just went to phone the vet to sort a vaccine appointment for my dog. I accidentally dialed a wrong number. Ended up speaking to a completely different vet! What are the odds?!?!

I find it crazy that I (me!) have more knowledge about the universe than anyone born 100+ years ago and yet I have to share the place with more flat-earthers, religious nuts ad zealots than any other time in history.

I've just walked in the mother of all rain storms. Soaked to the bone and loved it. Nature is amazing.

I'm not religious but Jesus wept. Who bombs a hospital full of children?? There is no punishment I can imagine fitting enough for the ones who pulled the trigger.

@Sprinter99800

It really does

No, it's not flat. Seriously. It's spherical. We have photos.

youtu.be/wzwXGD_C4P0?fe… An absolute masterclass from Forrest Valkai and Gutsick Gibbon on human classification. If you've half hour to kill, this is definitely how to spend it.

This evening my daughter had a tantrum because she's not a panda. ..... I'm out.

Don't get drawn into debates with creationists... don't do it, doooon't.... I'm doing it. It's far too entertaining.

My son was born yesterday, 25th of May, 2024 at 7:20pm GMT. He's the most perfect little man. He's huge. Born at 11lb4oz. I wouldn't trade him for anything in the world.

When are Trump and Harris going to stop using debates to trash each other and use it to actually talk policy? Its a 'I'm better than them because they're awful' campaign. It's petty.

These are the reasons that i wont be visiting the USA. Trump runs it. Thats all of them.