That’s called prostitution

Fantastic use of this video.

Took the Fortnite Perky Werkey and non stop flicker gooned to Tung Tung Tung Saporn for 7 hours and then killed myself but I simply didn’t die.

Western Michigan football is hilarious for this 😂

forgot my ID so i showed the bouncer my saggy hairy balls

🎶TRACK OF THE DAY 🎶

When this team doesn’t have it offensively they are unwatchable

what the actual f*ck is this?

Tervis Scoot

Well, credit where credit is due…

Pulling my pants all the way down to my ankles to take a piss in the trash can at planet fitness

Arbys cashier said my card declined so i kicked his knees in backwards

shooting a single large sperm like a t-shirt cannon

NASA nuclear engineer found de-d in burned Tesla after vanishing from his Alabama home last year, per NYP.

Found it:

Taking a shit so big it’d make a gay guy cum

Would-be UFO whistleblower died of accidental drug overdose after agreeing to testify to Congress trib.al/ph0Hz9L

the geico gecko crawled up my penis and started controlling me like a mecha suit