Put the word out.

this is such a disgrace. one thing for rotten companies to scam customers who are willing to pay. totally different for a transit agency to be doing it. Governor Mikie Sherrill should do everything she can to stop this economic exploitation

i tried Supa Mario

“Going to the Moon may have been my Super Bowl, but I sure loved watching yours. (I watch Eagles games on Earth, too.) My husband introduced me to this team and city-gritty, hard working and embodying the underdog mentality. Now I'm all in. As a surprise for him, I flew confetti

“reduce your withholding for more in the short term but pay gov more at tax time” thanks for telling me what I already knew when you first start working at 14 lmfao

Uninvited. Unapologetic. Ignited. #IgniteTheOrange

This is retconning Minions lore. In the Minions movie it was revealed that between Napoleon's invasion of Russia in 1812 and 1968 the entire population of Minions were in a Siberian cave. This was a workaround so they didn't help Hitler, which is now back on the table

In what will probably be the lone Phillies highlight of the night because they're playing some of the worst baseball we've seen in 2026 by any team, here is Felix Reyes' entire first Major League at-bat that ended with a home run, as called by Scott Franzke

“Name a NFL coach that’s willing to ruin his marriage for a chance at your WR1”

Maybe Mike Vrabel got confused about what type of cheating helps the Patriots win Super Bowls

Philly rn:

Jalen Hurts when Makai Lemon asks if he wants to roll up

This is why the NFL is the best league All because of this kick missing by a few yards the Steelers made the playoffs and picked at 21 instead of 18. Theres no way the Eagles get Makai Lemon if the Steelers picked 18

bird on bird crime

if howie roseman has 10 million fans, i am one of them. If howie roseman has 10 fans, i am one of them. If howie roseman has 1 fan, then it’s me. if howie roseman has no fans, that means i am dead. if the world is against howie roseman, then i am against the world.

You can fake an assassination attempt in July, never during the playoffs

Counting or not counting White House correspondents’ dinners

i swear to god they actually did a false flag to justify the white house ballroom. not iran, THE BALLROOM lmao

coach hurtt is gonna turn him into a demon