It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back in work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever for some reason

I can’t even stomach the thought of logging on tomorrow. Having to give an answer to “How was your Christmas and New Years?” about 50 times. 11 days of freedom over

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

I miss hearing Darius Miles ask niggas who was the first person to bust they ass in the NBA

Y’all wasn’t here

The fact that we can start again every morning is proof of God’s mercy.

renting a game from blockbuster and having one weekend to beat it built a different kind of gamer

My laundry hamper is full again.

I wish I woulda took Spanish more seriously growing up.

When you’re in a position to help someone, be glad and do it. Because that’s God answering someone’s prayer through you.

GMAIL don’t want you to find NO EMAILS

When you mistakenly straight up click a song instead of adding it to the queue you’ve been lining up for the past 10 minutes😭

My face when I haven’t been listening but I’m bout to hit em with “that’s crazy”

I would totally watch a show of CEOs using their own products. Somebody has got to green light this.

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

This nigga Bam Adebayo broke Kobe’s record and y’all think we not in the end times. Start getting right with God before its too late!

Some of y'all really need to touch some grass. Just because you're miserable all the time doesn't mean I am.

NBA great Carlos Boozer & his wife, Cece, used IVF to create 34 embryos in order to save their child, Carmani who had sickle cell. Only 2 were selected: Duke basketball star twins Cameron & Cayden. The rest of the children were disposed of, considered “undesireable” because