Why are flight attendants on international flights always baddies

Raising awareness for adults with swimmers ear

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to take PTO

1 white claw in, extensively explaining gender neutrality to my sister completely unprovoked

Show up for that little girl that dreamed of working an email job

Knowing I’ll never be able to buy a house because I average 6 heirloom tomatoes a week

She’s a 10 but she always smells like shrimp cocktail

I develop a god complex when I fill up someone else’s Brita

A red lip at a 6am flight is crazy

And LFG to you too sir

im a intimacy coordinator on veggietales

Nothing like a little old fashioned all American down time

A cup of dirt from TGI Fridays is an aphrodisiac

Sabrina carpenter came on my indie mix I am not longer cool and different

last night was a glambot

Bring back grinding 2025

Biggest recession indicator of the day is seeing 3 grown men playing hacky sack

Do you guys know David Ortiz?

#BringShameBack