Betty by Taylor Swift

Hashbrown would be a beautiful name for a baby boy

First date idea: you hatefuck so hard the building collapses around you

Physical intimacy with a suitor whose countenance is quite ordinary >>>

Godspeed and free jazz and ambient are so good when you’re not 14 anymore

Halloween costume idea: Roman Roy inside the dog cage

Stay safe y’all

Suckin on her clit like it’s a chili dog behind the tastee freeze

M-me and who

LOOK AT HER WOAH

idk what i’m making anymore but it IS for sale

my "not a death merchant" classic tee has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the tee

:’) proud of my state today

Boobs on the Uber call that Boober

You’re getting into the music she likes, I’m getting into her. We are not the same

She pussy on my footing til I’m around

Sorry but this one is iconic

Nathan fielder should join slipknot

Bloody Mary is real. I’ve had sex with her