Humble in defeat our kid, chin up x

Sometimes, what we initially judge to be a bad turns out to be the best thing that could have happened. Have a little faith in the Universe.

I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”

I’ve kept my mouth shut until now about the Queen and everything surrounding it, but I’ve just seen that stewards are giving out blankets to people in The Queue and I’m appalled. Where is this care and concern for the thousands of homeless people sleeping on those same streets?

Just heard “Don’t miss out on your life trying to get it together” and I might’ve needed to hear that more than I know

marge simpson when homer gets back from moe’s and starts strangling bart again:

she's a 10 but somebody made her feel like a 0

"It's up to you" no thanks, i'm indecisive

me whenever i start talking

My dad died on Christmas Eve. He waited for an ambulance for 3 hours before it was too late. He was only 58. I’ve fought my whole life to stop this kind of thing from happening. I admit defeat. It’s over. We’ve lost. The Tories have what they wanted.

february 14, but no 1 4 me

i whisper "the FUCK" to myself at least 10 times a day

Fake has become so acceptable that people get offended when you keep it real.

It’s never my loss respectfully

Don’t make this weird Thomas Knyvett cause we will wait outside of your college grounds till every member of staff in this video is sacked. DO THE RIGHT THING BEFORE WE FORCE YOU TO.

Men